This is not really the purist Martini that Dorothy Parker was known for but I thought I would be fun to give this a twist, so to speak!
2 shots of Vodka (whatever your favorite is)
1 drop of dry vermouth
3 fresh sage leaves
twist of lemon
Combine the vodka, vermouth, and 2 of the leaves of sage. Shake very well in a cocktail shaker of ice until little shavings of ice break off in the liquid. Rim the glass with the lemon twist. Put the twist in the glass along with the remaining leaf of sage. Pour and serve! Yum!